How to Tell if a Guy is a Serial Asian Dater (SAD)
Comments (5) At some point in every woman’s life, she realizes that she’s a magnet for jerks. For an Asian American princess, the jerks tend to be SADs (serial Asian daters). She might like the attention for a while, until she realizes that SADs are PAT (pathetic).
Perhaps there’s a guy at school or work who’s pursuing you. How do you find out if he’s for real or if he’s just into your wontons?
Signs of the Serial Asian Dater:
- He is Caucasian or black, but his last five girlfriends have been of Asian descent.
- He owns a silk robe, much like this one:
- He thinks Steven Seagal* is cool.
- When he met you, he asked, “Where are you from?”
- If you answered, “Boston,” “Chicago,” or some other American city, he said, “No, where are you really from?”
- He claims that white women are too independent and feminist (his code words for bitchy) while Asian women are traditional and modest (his code words for subservient).
- He claims that he dates Asian women because it’s a matter of physical preference, like how some men prefer blondes. As if that weren’t narrow-minded.
- He doesn’t understand why a smart Asian American woman like you rebuffs him.
The biggest sign that he may be a Serial Asian Dater:
* Steven Seagal is actually not an SAD, according to Who’s Dated Who. But he still looks like a douche in the Chinese jacket.
